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insanely-smart:

Hide your ovaries

There is absolutely nothing wrong with these gifs.

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rouxx:

i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head

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HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.

lokihiddleston:

@lcgonzo28: Can I have him in my shower??

Oh yes. Or just can I have him simply ?

twirlingtroye:

feel kind of bad for laughing

twirlingtroye:

feel kind of bad for laughing

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sinfully-lustful-darling:

annamariaesergren:

Remove towel, insert yourself between him and the wall sitting down as he stands between your legs, move his right hand to grab your thigh firmly..
Does anyone else see this as I do?

Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dead*

sinfully-lustful-darling:

annamariaesergren:

Remove towel, insert yourself between him and the wall sitting down as he stands between your legs, move his right hand to grab your thigh firmly..

Does anyone else see this as I do?

Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dead*

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thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

tonks-has-pink-hair:

brigwife:

welcometonewrome:

mattlewisfangirl:

d0nt-p4n1c:

iwasateenagehorcrux:

holiclover:

Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS

they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.

WHY NO

because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime

SOMEONE SAID IT

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hiddles-reactions:

queerdinosaur:

survivingwithouthiddles:

torrilla:

Adam playing with Adam’s apple

I’m not sure what exactly you’re doing, sir, but I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t be doing it in public

hiddles-reactions

queerdinosaur, I’ve seen it, and will ALWAYS reblog it! ;)

intoasylum:

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marvel (part 2) | text posts

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